Istilah Komputer Orang Malaysia

Beginilah akibatnya orang Malaysia menterjemahkan istilah-istilah Komputer.

Istilah:
Hardware: barang keras
Software: barang lembut
Joystick: batang bahagia
Plug and Play: cucuk dan main
Port: lubang
Server: pelayan
Client= pelanggan

Contoh:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."
nah.. sekarang coba Di transLAted pake bahasa malaysia..(NAh Lu..) wakakakakakkk....